who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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