I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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