i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
