I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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