it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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