I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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