I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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