Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
The beer is more important than you right now.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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