wanna go halves on a baby?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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