i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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