The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Randomize