It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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