how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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