try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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