Those balls look pretty dangerous.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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