at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
did i walk over a car last night?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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