JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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