PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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