Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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