Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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