she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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