One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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