Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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