i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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