Christians are straight up FREAKS
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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