You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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