we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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