my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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