coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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