at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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