About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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