I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
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