Me. At least after what I've been through.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
This toilet bowl is my home.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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