Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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