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• (540): View more from Virginia

  My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard

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• (915): View more from Texas

  After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead

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  NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"

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• (415): View more from California

  I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Now have a vodka water and get your shit together

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• (278): View more from Michigan

  Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  What changed your mind?

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  Being sober

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?

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• (707): View more from California

  Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.

  (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm on the job.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.

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