no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half