So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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