so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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