It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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