Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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