these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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