Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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