I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
How does it feel to date your dad?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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