I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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