He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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