What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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