I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
