I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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