Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Couch. On fire.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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