i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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