Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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