I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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