i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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