just survived the first fart of the relationship.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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