how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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