spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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