I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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